Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's the same as an English "s"!
Why did God create man first?
Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction or lying down.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
?I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a poor squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the telephone down and returned to Football Manager.?
Darling, tonight you will sink into my arms and tomorrow your arms will be in my sink.
Why are all Jewish synagogues round?
? So that they can not hide in the corners when the guard is making his round.
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
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